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Wade Wilson A.K.A Deadpool
AKA: Merc with the Mouth, Chatterbox, Jack, Ninja Spider-Man.
Age:
Height: 6'2
Weight: 225 lbs or 102 kg
Species: Mutated Human.
Occupation: Mercenary. RAGING SEX MACHINE.



Or




"I shot him in the ass, with one of these!"


Feats:

Was able to survive Weapon X's augmentation of his body.
Somehow willed himself back to life after his heart got ripped out.
*This also jumpstarted his healing factor.
Was cursed to by Thanos to never meet Death again.
*Essentially, this made Deadpool unable to die and meet Death, his lover.
**Odd love story but let's deal with it.
A member of the old and new X-Force, led by Cable and Wolverine respectively.
Wiped out the entirety of Ultimatum in Death of Deadpool.
Drove Venom insane.
Took down thousands of warriors with only a single sword.
Survived Ghost Rider's Penance Stare.
Infiltrated a Weapons X facility and also taking out the X Force's members.
*Excluding Cable.
Formed and led the Deadpool Corps.
Has one of the most potent Healing Factors in the Marvel Universe.
*Rivaling only Hulk's and Wolverine's.
Possibly the only one in the Marvel Universe to learn of his existence as a comic book character.



Deadpool's Totally Wicked Healing Factor!!:

Was gained after his augmentation in Weapon X.
One of the most potent Healing Factors in the whole Marvel Universe.
Can replace entire organs and limbs within minutes.
Gave him almost complete resistance to diseases and foreign chemicals.
Can regenerate any part from his body.
Implied to have regenerated from drowning.
*Which is impressive since usually the healing factor stems from the brain.
Able to heal from all sorts of wounds ranging from gunshots to even beheading.
Healed back Deadpool from being a bloody pile of mush.
Can regenerate from being blasted by a Nuclear Bomb.
Wade can still somehow still control his body despite being decapitated.
Gives Wade extreme telepathic resistance.
*Gives him the resistance to withstand even Psylocke and Emma Frost's TK attacks.


Physicality:




Striking Strength should be around the Large Building+ to City Block range.
Lifting Strength should be around Class 5: 1000 to 5000 kg (Capable of lifting small trucks, etc.)
Was able to kick down a steel door.
Can lift around two tons.
While posing around as Spiderman, moved a helicopter around.
Easily use a traffic light post as a weapon.
Beaten down Crossbones to a bloody pulp.
*Crossbones can go toe to toe with Captain America himself.
Is physically strong enough to go toe to toe and overpower Cable.
Pressed 800lbs+ without too much effort.
Has broken the jaws of superhumans before.
His punches and kicks are strong enough to make miniature shockwaves.
Slapped Chameleon out of a building.
Knocked down Wolverine with a flurry of punches and kicks.
*Wade was holding an unconscious woman when he did this.
Kicked Moon Knight through a solid concrete wall so hard it shattered.
*Deadpool shattered around 709 lbs of concrete which should require around 2 kilograms of TNT to destroy.
Casually snapped someone's arm off.
Dispatched Tiger Shark, who was armed with a sword, with a single kick.
Snapped a fully grown man's neck with two fingers.
Injured Iron Fist with a single punch.
*Iron Fist was able to survive a train explosion.
Threw Peter Parker out of a bridge with only one hand.
Knocked Spiderman around with his blows.
Ripped out a Vetis' heart.
Held his own against a held back Daredevil.
*However, Wade himself was also holding back.
Broke Batroc's leg with a simple leg snap technique.
Ran away from an explosion despite having three grown men on his shoulders.
Restrained Wolverine with one hand.
Injured Captain America with his kicks.
*He later made him bleed out with a headbutt.
**Captain America is someone who can break down a steel door while injured and rip apart a stone statue.
Easily slices through metal and mechs with his swords.
Punched Moon Knight through an entrance of a Carnival Funhouse.
Injured and staggered a Symbiote Dinosaur with his kicks.
Pummeled a Skrull to death.
Restrained a rampaging dinosaur with nothing but vines.
Heavily injured Cable with his punches.
Caught a punch from Wolverine.
Stomped Evil Deadpool into nothing but ribs and blood.
Knocked out Taskmaster with a single punch.
*The same Taskmaster who can stand his ground after an enraged Spiderman punch.


Speed:
Movement Speed should be around Supersonic.
Reaction Speed and Combat Speed should be range around High Hypersonic+ to Massively Hypersonic.
Can casually bullet time.
*Dodged invisible bullets and near point blank gunshots.
Caught up to an airplane which was taking off at full takeoff speed, or around 150 mph.
Was able to dodge gunshots that even Spider-Man can't dodge.
Moved out of the way of an RPG shot, by Bullseye, while Wade himself was in a monster truck.
* "Okay. Yeah. I admit it, that was fucking awesome." - Direct quote by Bullseye.
Dodges and catches Captain America's shield throw.
*Captain America himself was surprised and impressed from his maneuvers.
Cleared through an entire obstacle course designed for a mech suit while dodging lasers and other weapons.
Can dodge and weave through Cyclop's optic blasts and dodge electrical surges and bullets literally the moment after.
*Cyclops' optic blast is capable of reaching speeds at Mach 176 and electrical surges are capable of going at 60 km/s.
**Giving Deadpool a reaction speed of 16.66 microseconds or 0.00001666 seconds.
Reacted and dodged blows from Carnage.
*Carnage can tag Spider-Man from time to time.
Outpaced a gas explosion.
Flicked a coin fast enough to be comparable to a bullet in speed.
Dodged and weaved through a hailstorm of gunfire while he was shrunk down.
Reacted and blocked Bullseye's automatic fire in point blank range.
Daken can't track his movements.
*Daken can easily keep track of Wolverine's movements.
Can jump up to a skyscraper with two leaps.
Easily outran a group of Weapon X agents and Sauron.
*Sauron is a human mutant hybrid with dinosaur DNA including a Pterodactyl, which can fly at 67 mph.
Can easily deflect and slice bullets.
Easily moved in faster than eye speeds across a room.
Moves fast enough that humans can't register his movements.
Dodged a 3-Ton teddy bear falling on him while it was only a few feet away with all of his limbs broken.
Dodged and reacted to punches from Punisher.
*Punisher can take on Black Panther in a fist fight.
**Black Panther was able to outrun a base explosion, which was calced at Mach 50.
Reacted and dodged blows from Wolverine.
*Wolverine can tag and keep up with Captain America and speedsters who run faster than the speed of sound.
**Wolverine also fought on par with Black Panther.
Was able to evade the Fantastic Four.
Has dodged projectiles thrown at him by Bullseye.
*Bullseye is one of the finest marksman in the Marvel Universe, rivalling only Hawkeye and Punisher.
Moved faster than a depowered Cable can shoot him.
*Cable was directly behind him and had the gun pointed in his head.
Outran an explosion while having three guys on his shoulder.
*Explosions are usually around Mach 3 and Mach 8.
Was able to disarm a man before he can shoot him.
Easily tagged Spiderman in CQC range.
*Deadpool is fast enough to trade blows in Spiderman as well.
Fought evenly with Daredevil.
*Daredevil was able to beat down Black Panther in a fight.
**Deadpool has even caught kicks from Daredevil.
Dodged away from a point blank sniper shot.
Sliced a gun in half before the user can pull the trigger.
Can evade and weave Carnage's tendrils.
*Even Spiderman has a hard time dodging Carnage's tendrils.


Durability:
Durability should be around the Multi City Block to even City range via regeneration.
Was intact after getting hit by a rocket strong enough to destroy the Baxter Building.
No sold an explosion that destroyed a floor.
Was only annoyed by an volley of assault rifle fire.
Only had his costume burned off when a zombie t-rex stomped on him and then having a satellite fall and explode on him.
Tanks a punch from Blade.
*Blade can punch through vampire's chest and easily tear and crumple a steel door.
Withstood punches and kicks from a combined assault from Captain America and Daredevil.
Shrugged off a revolver shot to the face.
Survived being crashed into a meteor and then having said meteor explode from the impact.
*The explosion itself was around 125.50 tons.
Relatively unfazed from Cable's punches.
No sold being impaled by Taskmaster in the chest.
Withstood punches and kicks from Iron Fist.
*Iron Fist, without Ki, was able to one shot a Helicopter.
Survived a punch from Colossus.
Was still conscious from a full out blitz from Spiderman.
*In a blitz, Spiderman can tear down a large building with ease.
Regenerated from a nuclear bomb blast.
*He did this just to impress a lady.
Took several headbutts from Captain America.
Completely conscious after being rammed through a building.
Shook off a charge from Bulldozer.
No sold an explosion that pulverized around 2,534 cubic meters of concrete.
*The force needed to pulverize that amount of concrete should be around 129 tons of TNT.
Has stood up multiple times after getting kicked around by Spiderman on several occasions.
Was still standing after having his insides get vaporized.
No sold several of Wolverine's punches.
Was able to free himself from being impaled on Carnage's tendril.
Survived getting zapped by Storm's lightning.
Stood up after Luke Cage crushed his skull.
Was intact after having a pair of point blank grenades exploding in front of him.
Tanks an explosion that destroyed a dam.
Stood up after having his neck snapped.
Has taken slices and stabs from Wolverine's Adamantium claws.
Regenerated from getting his brains blown out by Cable.
Survived getting cut 42 thousand times.
Was able to fight properly despite having an eye and half a brain missing.
Still conscious when he had his organs crushed and skull fractured at supersonic speeds.
Has survived being thrown into concrete numerous times.
Recovered from the Penance Stare's effect in a couple of seconds.
Completely intact after a skyscraper collapsed on top of him.
Even before he had his Healing Factor, survived having his body surgically toyed around with.
Woke up with a knife stuck in his head and functioned almost normally.
Recovered from getting his head blown to bits on multiple occasions.
Completely fine after having his head stuck in a Vibranium container.
Survived being impaled by several Symbiotes.
Was able to recover from being cut through with a chainsaw in a couple of seconds.
Was unconcerned about having axes, arrows and shurikens stuck within him.

Weapons and Items:



Magical Satchel of Unlimited Weaponry:
Contains all of Deadpool's weapons and ammunition.
Was found in his backyard.


Teleporter:
One of many Deadpool's teleportation devices.
Other than his countless vehicles, Deadpool's most used method of transportation.
Stopped using the first teleporter since it made combat too easy.
Currently has a Teleporter located to his belt.
*Malfunctions from time to time.
The range of the teleporter should be around the range of the Earth's circumference or around 24,394 miles.


Grenades (lots of grenades) :
They do what you think they do.
*And by that I mean, EXPLODE!
**WEEEE! EXPLOSIONS!
Usually thrown in a cluster or by twos.
Also has smoke grenades for escape and distraction.



Katanas:
Weight: 1.1–1.3 kg
Blade length: Approximately 60–73 cm (23 5828 34 in)
Can easily slice through metal and mech armor with ease.
His older blades were made of Carbonadium.
*Carbdonadium can slow down healing factors of superhumans.
His current blades are made from nano-ceramic fiber composite materials and can cut through webbing
*Spiderman's webbing to be more specific.
Can emit a powerful energy field from his bodysuit to enhance it's strikes.
*The energy field is so powerful it can pierce the Hulk's flesh.
Deadpool prefers to kill with these since they can kill better than firearms.
Capable of deflecting bullets and other powerful impacts.
If they are to be broken, Deadpool can teleport with new pairs of swords.


Sais:
One of Deadpool's other close range weaponry.
Can snap off the bladed part of the swords.
Despite it's piercing capabilities, primarily used as a defense weapon.


Colt M1911s:
Deadpool's usual pistols of choice.
Often dual wielded.
Seemingly never runs out of ammo.
Weight: 2.44 lbs (1,105 grams) empty, w/magazine
Length: 8.25 in (210 mm)
Barrel length: Government model: 5.03 in (127 mm)
Caliber: .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP).
Capacity: 7+1 (original), 8, 9, 10, 15,(all single stack magazines for original M1911A1) 30-round drum.
Fire Modes: Semi-automatic (single action)


Matter Disintegration Gun:
Usually used when supernatural threats, such as vampires, are around.
*Used as a bypass to their weakness such as silver and beheading..
Can blow away beings on a molecular level.
Stated by Deadpool himself that he has never seen anyone survive it.


Heckler and Koch MP5K:
One of Deadpool's
go to submachine gun type, other than the IMI Uzi.
Also often dualwielded.
Weight:
2.0 kg (4.4 lb)
Length:
325 mm (12.8 in)
Caliber:
9x19mm Parabellum (MP5), .40 S&W (MP5/40), 10mm (MP5/10)
Capacity:
15, 30 round box magazines, 100 round Beta-C drum magazine
Fire Modes:
Safe/Semi/Full-Auto


IMI Uzis:
Deadpool's other preffered SMGs.
Also dualwielded.
Weight: 3.5 kg (7.72 lb)
Length:
445 mm (17.5 in)
Caliber:
9x19mm, .22 LR, .45 ACP, .41 AE
Capacity:
20,25,32,40,50 (9x19mm), 10 (.22 & .41 AE), 16 (.45 ACP)
Fire Modes:
Safe/Semi/Full-Auto


Colt M16A1:
Weight: 7.18 lb (3.26 kg)
Length:
39.5 in (1,003 mm)
Barrel length: 20 in (508 mm)
Caliber: 5.56x45mm NATO

Capacity: (5, 20, 30, 40 round box magazine/ 90 round snail drum/ 100 round dual drum Beta-C magazine (STANAG Magazines)

Fire Modes: Safe/Semi/Auto


Franchi SPAS 12:
Weight: 9.7 lbs (4.4 kg)
Length: 41 in (104.1 cm)
Barrel length(s):
22 in (54.6 cm)
Caliber:
12 gauge
Capacity: 5, 6, or 8-round tube magazine +1 chambered
Fire Modes: Pump-Action, Semi-Auto


M24 Sniper Weapon System:
Despite not using it often, Deadpool can use a sniper rifle efficiently.
Was able to shoot a mini drone in Red Hulk's ear.
Weight: 7.3 kg (16 lbs)
Length:
1,092 mm (43 in)
Barrel length(s):
660.4 mm (24 in)
Caliber:
7.62×51mm NATO (M24, M24A2)
Capacity: 
3, 4, 5, 6 (internal) / 5, 10 (box magazine)
Fire Modes: Bolt Action


M-60:
Weight‎: ‎10.5 kg (23.15 lb)
Length:
1,105 mm (43.5 in)
Barrel length(s):
560 mm (22.0 in)
Caliber: 7.62x51mm NATO

Capacity: 100 or 200 round belt
Fire Modes: Fully Automatic (~600 RPM)


RPG-7:
Weight: 7 kg (15 lb)
Length: 950 mm (37.4 in)
Caliber: 40 mm
Rockets: PG-7VM, PG-7VL, PG-7VR, TBG-7V, OG-7V
Capacity: 1 rocket
Fire Modes: Single-shot muzzle-loading


Milkor MGL (Multiple Grenade Launcher):
Weight‎: ‎5.3 kg (11.68 lb)
Length:
778 mm (30.6 in)
Barrel length(s): 300 mm (11.8 in)
Caliber:
40x46mm
Capacity:
6-round cylinder
Fire Modes:
Semi-automatic (Double Action)


M61 Vulcan:
Weight: 248 pounds (112 kg)
Length
: 71.93 in (1.827 m)
Barrel length(s): 558.8 mm
Caliber:
20mm
Capacity:
Ammo Belt
Fire Modes: Fully Automatic



Pirated Dubstep:
Is weaponized Dubstep.
*Weaponized Sound that are around
700 kHz to 3.6 MHz can cause lung and intestinal damage
**Should be stronger since it was focused in a cone and was strong enough to injure Carnage.
Fired from radios on his belt.
Was used to heavily injure Carnage.

 
Time Machine Gun:
Is a Time Machine Gun, 'nuff said.
Fires condensed chrono energy through a bullet casing.
*Best way I can describe it other than shooting time. But then again, it is a Deadpool gun.
**A damn good one at that, reader!!
Can kill time hoppers such as Cable, in Deadpool's own words.
Can turn people into historic figures such as Hitler.

Skills and Abilities:



Extremely Adept in Stealth and Escape Artistry:
Despite his colorful costume, is actually adept and trained in stealth.
Was able to ambush a group of trained soldiers in the night.
Snuck up on Daredevil.
*Daredevil's hearing is considered bordeline echo location since he can hear heartbeats from several city blocks.
At one point, used an image inducer to disguise himself as other people.
*Usually used this in assassination missions.
Was the recon for the Uncanny X-Force.
Infiltrated Latveria.
Stole an EMP device from Stark Industries.
Escaped a box made specifically made to trap him.


Master Marksman:
While not on par with someone like Hawkeye or Bullseye, is more than great when it comes to shooting.
Was able to quickdraw his pistol fast enough to kill 6 Hydra soldiers.
Tagged someone who had a jetpack by expelling a bullet in his body.
Shot down a midair Omega Red with his back turned.
Killed a dragonfly with a rock.
Sniped a speeding pterodactyl.
Even when blind, was able to kill four soldiers.
Pinned Wolverine to a wall with a thrown sword.


General Insanity:
Is quite batshit crazy.
Often makes morbid jokes in the past.
Has two voice boxes in his head that he can talk to.
*The White Box- The more calm and serious of the two, can think out plans when the situation calls for it and represents Deadpool's more tactical and hardened personality as a past assassin.
*The Yellow Box- The more jokey and crazed of the two, makes the more inappropriate jokes and represents Deadpool's current state of being more humorous and less serious in his fights.
His insanity gives him extreme resistance to telepathic assault from Psylocke and even Emma Frost.
Is completely unpredictable in combat.
*Would often make weird and odd actions such as dancing or hopping around before making an attack.
**Taskmaster, who's power is to copy and predict enemy movements, can't get a good read on Deadpool other than the fact that he prefers dodging to the left.
Makes jokes to either distract the opponent or make them lose their focus via irritation.
*Even Spiderman can get sick of his jokes.


Master Swordsman:
Among his multiple weapons, Deadpool uses his swords the most.
Mastered Kenjutsu
beyond that of the finest human athlete
*Usually uses his enhanced physicality and skill to net quick kills.
Was able to outmatch 3 master swordsmen in a room in less than minutes.
Took down thousands of warriors with a scimitar.
Taskmaster himself was impressed with Deadpool's skill.
Took down a group of teleporting demon swordsmen with his swords.
*The demon swordsmen can easily bullet time.


Master Hand to Hand Combatant:
Despite his preference to use weapons, Deadpool can more than hold his own without them.
Prior to getting his powers, was a master martial artist.
Has knowledge on pressure points.
*Can take away someone's breathing permanently.
Gave Captain America a hard time.
Heavily injured Dracula using the sharpened bone of his sliced off hand.
Fought Spiderman, who has his own martial art, on even grounds.
*Albeit, he was lost from time to time.
Has taken down Wolverine and Taskmaster in a fist fight.
Was able to find a weakness in Shatterstar's fighting style.
*Shatterstar is a master swordsman and gladiator.


Master Tactician and Cunning:
Despite his insanity, can think of highly well thought out long term plans.
Took down pirates with a nuclear submarine.
Was able to trick the Skrulls into working with him.
Weaponized Dubstep against Carnage.
Formed a Carbon Fiber Blade against Magneto.
*Even Magneto was impressed by the fact Wade made it.
Wiped out Ultimatum with pure planning.
*Ultimatum had him outnumbered by a literal army to one.


Master Assassin and Mercenary:
A highly trained killer in every sense of the word.
Has mastered all forms of weaponry and combat.
Uses disguising and sniping as ways of killing multiple times.
*Has also employed
espionage methods, covert operations, infiltration methods before too, despite it not being his preferred strategy.
Can use any weapon known to man and can learn how to use the weapon in less than five minutes than anyone else.
*This was how he was able to learn how Captain America's shield work, combined with experience with Taskmaster.

Weaknesses:



Mentally Unstable.
*Could be more of a weakness than a strength.
Absolutely annoying and irritating to be around with.
Healing Factor makes him think he is invincible.
*This leads him to get hit more often.
Doesn't take the fight seriously most of the time.
Decapitation can incapacitate him long enough.
Ultimately, cannot die and meet Lady Death.





"What the hell's a quatloon? Some Kind of Potato?"

The greatest and most handsome mercenary of the Marve Universe has arrived!!
I don't know what competition I'll be up against but I can kick their ass either way!

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